Liam Lawson Reveals He Doesn’t Even Like Energy Drinks

NEVER LIKED ‘EM.
Woman Who Drinks Multiple Energy Drinks, Coffee, Unsure Why She’s Continually Crashing At End Of The Day

BAFFLING.
Despite consuming a daily cocktail of sugar, caffeine, and artificial stimulants, 29-year-old Hamilton woman Stacey Duff remains completely baffled as to why she feels like she’s been hit by a truck by 5:30 p.m.
Local Man On Third Blue V Of The Day Wondering Why He Feels So Average

IT ALL STARTS WITH V
Local software developer Callum Marsden was battling today, after staying up well past his bedtime playing video games last night.