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NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

storm fan

BANDWAGON.

Chiefs Fan Cheers Up By Reminding Himself He’s Not In Iran

chiefs fan thinking about iran while crusaders celebrate

CRUSADE ON.

Highlanders Fan Proudly Wears Jersey Despite Another Humiliating Season

proud highlanders fan in front of losing team.

SOUTHERN STUBBORNNESS.

FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation

warriors fan in the matrix

GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

warriors fan thinking of air nz plane, with metcalfe in background.

OUR YEAR.

Envious Phoenix Fan Gets Sick Pleasure From Auckland’s First Loss

Phoenix fan with losing Auckland team behind and headline

BACK DOWN TO EARTH.

In what can only be described as a humbling afternoon at Go Media Stadium, Auckland FC’s unbeaten run of seven games came to an abrupt and spectacular end.

Auckland FC Management Predicts First Loss Will Cause 75% Of Fans To Instantly Evaporate

auckland fc players and fans and a-league table

THE AUCKLAND WAY.

As Auckland FC continue their dream run in their first season of the A-League, Chairman Bill Foley is preparing for the absolute worst and most likely scenario.

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