NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

BANDWAGON.
Chiefs Fan Cheers Up By Reminding Himself He’s Not In Iran

CRUSADE ON.
Highlanders Fan Proudly Wears Jersey Despite Another Humiliating Season

SOUTHERN STUBBORNNESS.
FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation

GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

OUR YEAR.
Envious Phoenix Fan Gets Sick Pleasure From Auckland’s First Loss

BACK DOWN TO EARTH.
In what can only be described as a humbling afternoon at Go Media Stadium, Auckland FC’s unbeaten run of seven games came to an abrupt and spectacular end.
Auckland FC Management Predicts First Loss Will Cause 75% Of Fans To Instantly Evaporate

THE AUCKLAND WAY.
As Auckland FC continue their dream run in their first season of the A-League, Chairman Bill Foley is preparing for the absolute worst and most likely scenario.