Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave
HOLISTIC HYPOCRISY.
Hannah Davies, a self-proclaimed wellness guru who regularly preaches the benefits of clean living, organic eating, and spiritual alignment, has temporarily shelved her core beliefs in order to get absolutely sideways at Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival.
Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
Government Proposes Ban On People Posting Unwatchable Festival Footage To Instagram Stories
WE GET IT, YOU’RE THERE.
The National government has announced its intention to extend the controversial ban on gang patches to tackle another societal menace: Instagram stories flooded with festival footage.
Millennial Accepts Old Age After Only Being Able To Recognise Dave Dobbyn’s Name In RnV Lineup
WHO THE HELL IS ICE SPICE?
34-year old Hamish Bevan finally accepted reality today, after bearing witness to a bewildering lineup announcement for Rhythm and Vines.
