Shirtless Jogger Impresses Nobody During Run

WE GET IT, YOU’RE FIT.
Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender

MUSCLE MEMORY.
Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.
DEDICATED: Local Man’s New Year Fitness Habits Still Going Strong After A Full Two Weeks

FOR THE LONG HAUL.
Caleb Rowling, a 28 year old data analyst, hit a major milestone in his quest for self-improvement this week – reaching week 3 of going to the gym without dramatically chucking it all in.
Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim

“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.