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Shirtless Jogger Impresses Nobody During Run

shirtless jogger in park

WE GET IT, YOU’RE FIT.

Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender

man doing a sidestep in the park

MUSCLE MEMORY.

Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.

DEDICATED: Local Man’s New Year Fitness Habits Still Going Strong After A Full Two Weeks

Man in front of city fitness gym.

FOR THE LONG HAUL.

Caleb Rowling, a 28 year old data analyst, hit a major milestone in his quest for self-improvement this week – reaching week 3 of going to the gym without dramatically chucking it all in.

Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim

woman running at Hagley Park with strava phone in the front.

“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”

24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.

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