Local Teammate Who Still Hasn’t Paid His Subs Will “Sort It Tonight”

EVERY YEAR.
Grade Cricketer Reckons He Was ‘Seeing Them Well’ Before Getting Bowled for 2

SEEING IT LIKE A BEACH BALL
Grade Cricketer’s Masterclass Shadow Batting Nothing Like His Actual Defence

WORK IN PROGRESS.
Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.
“Definitely a Bowler’s Deck”, Claims Grade Cricketer Who Played Across The Line Of A Full-Toss

SAME OLD STORY.
Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.
SHAME: Cricketer’s Ego Crumbles As Girlfriend Knocks Him Over In Beach Cricket

SENT HIM PACKING.
Spencer Lyon has felt more shame today than anything else he has experienced in club cricket.
Local Dad Rolls Back The Years With Sensational BYC Hat Trick Against His Hapless Children

UNSTOPPABLE
Mark Grover’s eyes lit up when he saw six year-old son Jackson walk up to the crease in today’s Boxing Day BYC match.
‘Might As Well Turn Back’ – Grade Cricketer Again Dismissed Before Girlfriend Arrives To Watch

EARLY EXIT.
Third-division cricketer Mitchell Sinclair, 31, found himself in an all-too-familiar situation on Saturday at Hagley Oval.
Bloke Who Should Have Given Up Grade Cricket A Decade Ago Turns Up For Pre-Season Training

NEW SEASON, NEW ME.
36-year-old Dave Brunton has again surprisingly shown face at his team’s pre-season cricket training.