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Grade Cricketer’s Masterclass Shadow Batting Nothing Like His Actual Defence

man in cricket gear shadow batting in home

WORK IN PROGRESS. 

Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.

“Definitely a Bowler’s Deck”, Claims Grade Cricketer Who Played Across The Line Of A Full-Toss

batsman missing ball and it hitting middle stump.

SAME OLD STORY.

Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.

SHAME: Cricketer’s Ego Crumbles As Girlfriend Knocks Him Over In Beach Cricket

man looking at bat as girlfriend celebrates

SENT HIM PACKING.

Spencer Lyon has felt more shame today than anything else he has experienced in club cricket.

Local Dad Rolls Back The Years With Sensational BYC Hat Trick Against His Hapless Children

dad celebrating bowling our his nine year old son

UNSTOPPABLE

Mark Grover’s eyes lit up when he saw six year-old son Jackson walk up to the crease in today’s Boxing Day BYC match.

‘Might As Well Turn Back’ – Grade Cricketer Again Dismissed Before Girlfriend Arrives To Watch

cricket batsman walking back after being bowled out and girlfriend receiving text about it

EARLY EXIT. 

Third-division cricketer Mitchell Sinclair, 31, found himself in an all-too-familiar situation on Saturday at Hagley Oval.

Bloke Who Should Have Given Up Grade Cricket A Decade Ago Turns Up For Pre-Season Training

cricket guy

NEW SEASON, NEW ME.

36-year-old Dave Brunton has again surprisingly shown face at his team’s pre-season cricket training.

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