Night ’n Day Pie Warms Both Hands And Soul Of Hungover Tradie
LIFE SAVED.
Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office
DECEMBER MODE.
Bloke’s Hangover Now Creeping Into Tuesday
SEEN BETTER DAYS.
DEVASTATING: Wellness Influencer On Sunday Run Doesn’t Spot Any Walks Of Shame She Can Judge
NO INFLUENCE.
Bloke Forgets What He Said at Work Drinks, Just Assumes It Was Career-Ending
REGRETSVILLE.
Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party
MMM, HOW GOOD.
Bloke Who Scoffed At Colleagues Taking Friday Off, Now Sitting Viciously Hungover At Desk
HOLIDAY HANGOVER.
Logan Renney, 28, is paying the ultimate price this morning.
The Auckland property valuer was adamant earlier this week that anyone taking today off was “soft as hell” and just looking for an excuse to milk a four-day weekend.
Hungover Woman Who Arrived Home at 4AM Guilt-Cleans House To Pretend She Has It Together
FRESH START.
Gabrielle Shaw, a 26-year-old Wellington woman, awoke this morning to the cruel reality of blinding sunlight combined with haunting flashbacks of a night on Courtenay Place.
“This Is The Last Time” Says Woman, Already Lying To Herself About 2025 Detox
FINISHING STRONG.
Sophie Anderson, 28, of Auckland, has officially declared that tonight’s New Year’s Eve will be her final indulgence in “bad decisions and excessive drinking” before embarking on a serious, no-excuses, life-changing detox in 2025.
Bloke Loosely Points To “The Silly Season” To Justify Fourth Night At The Pub This Week
WHEELS COMING OFF.
Christchurch man Jordan Evans, 31, has fully embraced the chaos of December by clocking up an impressive streak of pub visits.
