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JUSTICE SHAKEUP: Guilty Criminals Could Soon Be Sentenced To Running It Straight At Warriors Training

chris luxon with local criminal at warriors training

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Crime TOUGH LOVE Prime Minister Chris Luxon has unveiled a new justice reform plan that could see convicted offenders sentenced to help train with the New Zealand Warriors. Specifically, they’ll be required to “run it straight” at the team during grueling training sessions. “New Zealanders are tired of crime, and they’re tired […]

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