NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

BANDWAGON.
Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It

OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
Kiwi Bloke Reckons He “Bleeds Maroon” Despite Never Setting Foot in Queensland

KIWISLANDER.
New Zealand Bloke Destined To Watch Build Up To State Of Origin And Then Pass Out Before Halftime

COUCH COMA.
REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams

LIGHTS OUT.
FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

OUR YEAR.
2ND ON THE TABLE: Cautious Warriors Fan Reminds Friends They’ve Been Hurt Before

DEJA VU