Slice Of Heaven Song Fails To Ease Hellish Reality For Man On Hold To IRD
EVEN DAVE CAN’T SAVE.
After close to an hour on hold with the IRD, Andrew Young, 32, has lost all sense of time, space, and faith in bureaucratic efficiency.
Oasis Back Together But Still No Clear Signs Of A Comeback From Ben Lummis
CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY
While fans scramble to secure tickets and relive their youth with the announcement Oasis is making a comeback after 15 years, another name has surfaced in the conversation—though not for the reasons one might expect.
Millennial Accepts Old Age After Only Being Able To Recognise Dave Dobbyn’s Name In RnV Lineup
WHO THE HELL IS ICE SPICE?
34-year old Hamish Bevan finally accepted reality today, after bearing witness to a bewildering lineup announcement for Rhythm and Vines.
