LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office
DECEMBER MODE.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.
Flexible Working Officially Blamed For The Death Of Friday Office Drinks
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Bloke’s Hangover Now Creeping Into Tuesday
SEEN BETTER DAYS.
JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
Annual Leave Maximiser Strikes Again: Local Man Books 10-Day Break with Just Three Days Leave
NO BRAINER
Bloke Who’s ‘Snowed Under With Work’’ Somehow Finds Six Hours A Week To Fine-Tune Fantasy Rugby Side
TIME WIZARD.
Despite repeatedly telling friends he’s “snowed under with work”, 31-year-old Christchurch financial adviser Matt Peters has somehow managed to carve out six hours a week to tinker with his Super Rugby Pacific fantasy team.
Bloke Who Scoffed At Colleagues Taking Friday Off, Now Sitting Viciously Hungover At Desk
HOLIDAY HANGOVER.
Logan Renney, 28, is paying the ultimate price this morning.
The Auckland property valuer was adamant earlier this week that anyone taking today off was “soft as hell” and just looking for an excuse to milk a four-day weekend.
