Local Man’s Self-Described “Side Hustle” Has Reportedly Netted Him $11 Since 2023
ENTREPRENEURIAL ENERGY.
Wellington Cyclist Mentions That “It’s Actually Faster”, Again
BEATING TRAFFIC.
Local EV Driver Quickly Learns To Keep Quiet During Office Chat About Petrol Prices
ELECTRIC SILENCE.
New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks
STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.
“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment
POLITE ESCAPE.
Real Estate Agent Confirms House He’s Selling That’s Falling Apart Actually Has “Good Bones”
CALCIUM RICH.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Bloke Begins Annual Wind-Down The Moment Christmas Cookie Time Girls Enter Office
DECEMBER MODE.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.