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MO’UNGA RETURNS: One Eyed Cantab In Hospital After Falling Off Chair In Excitement

one eyed cantab in hospital with rich mo'unga playing

RETURN OF THE KING.

Crusaders Fans Annoyed They Have To Play Semi-Final Before Final

Craig Chamberlain in front of winning crusaders

SEEING RED

One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam

one eyed cantab with moana pasifika winning behind him

FANTASY LAND.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S: One Eyed Cantab Finalises Divorce Papers To Focus On More Important Relationship

one eyed cantab with valentine's balloons and crusaders picture

LOVE AND LOYALTY.

Craig Chamberlain, 59 from Shirley, Christchurch, is now free to fully focus on his beloved Crusaders after finalising his divorce from his now ex-wife Diane.

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