MO’UNGA RETURNS: One Eyed Cantab In Hospital After Falling Off Chair In Excitement

RETURN OF THE KING.
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SEEING RED
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FANTASY LAND.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S: One Eyed Cantab Finalises Divorce Papers To Focus On More Important Relationship

LOVE AND LOYALTY.
Craig Chamberlain, 59 from Shirley, Christchurch, is now free to fully focus on his beloved Crusaders after finalising his divorce from his now ex-wife Diane.