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One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam

one eyed cantab with moana pasifika winning behind him

FANTASY LAND.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S: One Eyed Cantab Finalises Divorce Papers To Focus On More Important Relationship

one eyed cantab with valentine's balloons and crusaders picture

LOVE AND LOYALTY.

Craig Chamberlain, 59 from Shirley, Christchurch, is now free to fully focus on his beloved Crusaders after finalising his divorce from his now ex-wife Diane.

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