Woman’s 2025 Plan To “Read More Books” Immediately Ends After New Crime Series Drops on Netflix

NEW YEAR SAME ME.
In what was supposed to be the year of self-improvement, 27-year-old Marie Wilkins’ New Year’s resolution to read more books has officially been derailed—hours into 2025.
“This Is The Last Time” Says Woman, Already Lying To Herself About 2025 Detox

FINISHING STRONG.
Sophie Anderson, 28, of Auckland, has officially declared that tonight’s New Year’s Eve will be her final indulgence in “bad decisions and excessive drinking” before embarking on a serious, no-excuses, life-changing detox in 2025.