All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals
NARRATIVE RUINED.
All Blacks Travelling To Chicago Hoping They Don’t Expand Global Confusion About Rugby
GRIDIRON GUESSWORK.
Bloke In His 30s Who’s Feeling Old Callously Reminded Ma’a Nonu Is Playing Top Level Rugby At 43
LIKE FINE WINE.
Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different
MATE YA DREAMING
All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half
SALARY SIN-BIN
BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash
BUFFET BEWARE.
ALL BLACKS HALFBACK CRISIS: Justin Marshall Seen Whitebaiting Down The Waikato River
JUSTIN TIME.
Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy
DOUBLE TROUBLE.
TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905
DECISION PENDING.
