Chloe Now Wishing Benjamin Doyle Was Just A Run Of The Mill Shoplifter
SIMPLER TIMES.
44-Year-Old Lawyer Finding It Quite Difficult To Get Away With Shoplifting These Days
CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.
A middle-aged Aucklander who happens to be a qualified lawyer has been having a run of bad luck lately.
Pak n Save Shopper Uses Shopping Basket Instead Of Own Bag So She Doesn’t Look Like She’s Stealing
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES.
A 40 year old woman from central Auckland turned heads today, as she opted for a shopping basket to carry her groceries as she selected them at Royal Oak Pak n Save.
“Pak n Save Keeps Prices Low But You Still Have To Pay Them!” Says Stickman To Golriz
EXTRA LOW DEALS.
Stickman, the national spokesman for Pak n Save, has said “enough is enough” after news broke that non-MP Golriz Ghahraman is now being investigated for shoplifting at their Royal Oak supermarket.
Golriz Dismayed To Find Out Her Theft Conviction Wasn’t A Big Misunderstanding
REALITY BITES.
Former Green MP Golriz Ghahraman’s bid to clear her name for a crime she definitely did, took a sharp turn today as the Auckland High Court firmly denied her appeal to wipe her shoplifting convictions.
Chloe Triple Checks That New MP Hasn’t Been Doing Any Shoplifting Or Migrant Exploitation
“NOW, YOU’RE SURE?”
Chloe Swarbrick is leaving no stone unturned in her recruitment process, specifically the background checks of Benjamin Doyle, who is likely to be joining her in parliament as an MP shortly.
Proven Thief And Liar Still Believes She Could Get A Job As A Lawyer
TAKE THE L AND MOVE ON.
Former Green MP Golriz Ghahraman, who is a household name in New Zealand for all the wrong reasons, insists that despite her recent run-ins with the law, she still harbours dreams of a future in the legal profession.
