Horses Set To Return To Crusaders Games But Cantabs Demand Scribe Stay Too
HERITAGE RESTORED.
REPORT: Wellington’s Cake Tin Very Well Set Up For Horses If The Hurricanes Wanted
EQUINE POTENTIAL.
Blues Fan Prepares To Blame Wellington Wind And Cyclone Ahead Of Canes Clash
METEOROLOGICAL SABOTAGE.
Kids Convinced Jonah Lomu Was AI Generated After Being Shown His Rampaging Highlights
SO FAKE.
Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15
“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”
TAB Scraps Crusaders Win Option For Home Playoff Final, Cites “Pre-Determined Result”
FOREGONE CONCLUSION.