BEFORE I GO: Tory Whanau Promises To Address Zombie Outbreak At Johnsonville Mall
MALL OF THE DEAD.
Tory From Turners Gets Ahead Of The Game By Giving Crown Observer Great Deal On Honda Civic
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has decided to make the best of an awkward situation by offering the incoming Crown Observer a deal on a reliable, pre-loved Honda Civic.
Tory Whanau Calculating How Many Cars She Needs To Sell To Avoid Government Intervention
TORY FROM TURNERS.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has been working overtime today—not at City Hall, but at Turner’s Cars.
Car-Selling Expert Tory Whanau Rumoured To Replace Tina From Turners
TORY FROM TURNERS.
Instead of copping more flak over her recent media missteps, Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has had some surprisingly good news – she’s reportedly in the running to replace Tina from Turners, New Zealand’s beloved spokesperson for Turners Car Auctions.
STRUGGLING ON $189K: Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau Regretting Her Attempt To Appear Relatable
IT’S ROUGH OUT THERE.
Tory Whanau gave her comms team an absolute bollocking today.
It appears that the key messages they supplied her ahead of a Newstalk ZB interview failed to tell her not to say she’s doing it tough on $189,000 a year.
