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REINVIGORATING THE CAPITAL: Wellington Mayor Secretly Hoped Hikoi Would Turn Into Three Week Stay

tory whanau and hikoi

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY GUTTED.

Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau is reportedly heartbroken after the hikoi that swept through the capital this week wrapped up in a single day.

BIG TURNOUT: Executives At TVNZ Consulting David Seymour On How To Attract An Audience

david seymour thinking of tvnz with crowd of people in background

VIEWERS ON DEMAND.

TVNZ executives have reportedly turned to the unlikeliest of consultants to help with their ratings woes – ACT Party leader David Seymour.

Seymour Set To Revitalise Wellington Hospo Industry By Attracting 30,000 Visitors To The Capital

seymour making coffee with thoughts of hikoi

FULL STEAM AHEAD! 

ACT leader David Seymour is being cheered by Wellington cafe and bar owners today, as tomorrow’s hikoi into the city is likely to provide a much needed boost to small businesses.

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