LEAVING DRINKS: Maiki Expected To Either Not Drink Or Completely Let The Dogs Out
MOOD PENDING.
Tough Guy Gerry Brownlee Bans Journalist Who’s Likely Getting Sacked Anyway
F AROUND AND FIND OUT.
Maiki Sherman Made To Wear Three Rainbow Lanyards In The Office As Punishment For Her Sins
ATONEMENT.
TVNZ Management Introduces Traffic Light System To Track Which Crisis Is Most Urgent
RED ALERT.
TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them
RATINGS RESCUE.
TVNZ Certain That Cutting Popular Presenters Will Make People Want To Watch TV Again
ROAD TO RUIN.
The brains trust at TVNZ have once again made the opposite of a good decision.
BIG TURNOUT: Executives At TVNZ Consulting David Seymour On How To Attract An Audience
VIEWERS ON DEMAND.
TVNZ executives have reportedly turned to the unlikeliest of consultants to help with their ratings woes – ACT Party leader David Seymour.
LAST ROLL OF THE DICE: TVNZ Welcomes Tim Naki As Head Of Investments
MANIFEST 30 MILLI.
TVNZ has announced their bold new strategy to get them out of financial ruin,appointing degenerate gambler Tim Naki as the new Head of Investments.
TVNZ Swapping Gregg’s Original Blend For Pams Cafe Roast
COST CUTTING.
After a tense 1 o’clock all staff meeting today, employees at TVNZ were somewhat relieved to survive another day at the struggling station.
Local Man Definitely Going To Start Paying For TVNZ Content That’s Currently Free
WHAT COST OF LIVING CRISIS?
Logan Durran, a 29 year old customer service operator from New Plymouth, is a regular user of TVNZ+, a free streaming app he uses for light entertainment.