TVNZ Certain That Cutting Popular Presenters Will Make People Want To Watch TV Again

ROAD TO RUIN.
The brains trust at TVNZ have once again made the opposite of a good decision.
BIG TURNOUT: Executives At TVNZ Consulting David Seymour On How To Attract An Audience

VIEWERS ON DEMAND.
TVNZ executives have reportedly turned to the unlikeliest of consultants to help with their ratings woes – ACT Party leader David Seymour.
LAST ROLL OF THE DICE: TVNZ Welcomes Tim Naki As Head Of Investments

MANIFEST 30 MILLI.
TVNZ has announced their bold new strategy to get them out of financial ruin,appointing degenerate gambler Tim Naki as the new Head of Investments.
TVNZ Swapping Gregg’s Original Blend For Pams Cafe Roast

COST CUTTING.
After a tense 1 o’clock all staff meeting today, employees at TVNZ were somewhat relieved to survive another day at the struggling station.
Local Man Definitely Going To Start Paying For TVNZ Content That’s Currently Free

WHAT COST OF LIVING CRISIS?
Logan Durran, a 29 year old customer service operator from New Plymouth, is a regular user of TVNZ+, a free streaming app he uses for light entertainment.