USA TIKTOK BAN: American Woman On Lookout For New Way To Delete Hours Of Her Life Each Day

TOO MANY HOURS IN A DAY.
Krystal McKinskey, a 25 year old from New Jersey, is taking practical steps to counter the looming “Tiktok ban” in the United States.
Kiwi Bloke Couldn’t Give A Fuck About The US Election

NO SKIN IN THE GAME.
Jakob Hammond, a 29-year-old electrician from Christchurch, has expressed zero interest in the political events happening at the moment in the United States.
Nickelback Relieved They Were Never Cool Enough To Be Invited To Any Diddy Parties

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | World LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH The widely ridiculed band of the 2000s, Nickelback are counting their blessings in 2024. While lead singer Chad Kroeger had felt left out at the time, he and his band mates are now quite pleased they didn’t get the invite to any of Sean “P Diddy” Combs’ […]
REMINDER: The United States President Until January Is Actually Still Joe Biden

COME ON, MAN!
In a shock announcement yesterday, the International Political Institute of Palmerston North (IPIPN), issued a reminder to the world that Joe Biden, the United States President who has not been seen for several weeks, is in fact still the President.