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Round One Win For Warriors Triggers Avalanche Of “Our Year” Social Media Posts

warriors with warriors tweet

PREMIERSHIP CONFIRMED.

Warriors Fan Will Likely Process First Game Result As Either “Our Year” Or “Early Days”

warriors fan looking at laptop

EARLY ANALYSIS.

NRL GRAND FINAL: New Zealander With Zero Ties To Melbourne Suddenly Becomes Lifelong Storm Fan

storm fan

BANDWAGON.

Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It

Man reflecting as he thinks about warriors celebrating

OPPORTUNITY MISSED.

Kiwi Bloke Reckons He “Bleeds Maroon” Despite Never Setting Foot in Queensland

man getting excited for origin

KIWISLANDER.

New Zealand Bloke Destined To Watch Build Up To State Of Origin And Then Pass Out Before Halftime

man sleeping with state of origin happening behind him.

COUCH COMA.

REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams

sonny bill hitting someone with run it straight in background.

LIGHTS OUT.

FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation

warriors fan in the matrix

GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

FOUR WINS IN A ROW: Warriors Fans Beginning To Justify Booking Flights To NRL Grand Final

warriors fan thinking of air nz plane, with metcalfe in background.

OUR YEAR.

2ND ON THE TABLE: Cautious Warriors Fan Reminds Friends They’ve Been Hurt Before

nervous wahs fan with warriors in background

DEJA VU

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