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2ND ON THE TABLE: Cautious Warriors Fan Reminds Friends They’ve Been Hurt Before

nervous wahs fan with warriors in background

DEJA VU

Business Confidence Improves But Confidence In Betting On The Warriors Remains Steadily Low

wahs losing with OCR cut headline in front

UP THE WAHS. 

While some financial analysts and everyday New Zealanders are eager to praise today’s Reserve Bank OCR cut, there’s an undeniable sentiment on the streets.

JUSTICE SHAKEUP: Guilty Criminals Could Soon Be Sentenced To Running It Straight At Warriors Training

chris luxon with local criminal at warriors training

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Crime TOUGH LOVE Prime Minister Chris Luxon has unveiled a new justice reform plan that could see convicted offenders sentenced to help train with the New Zealand Warriors. Specifically, they’ll be required to “run it straight” at the team during grueling training sessions. “New Zealanders are tired of crime, and they’re tired […]

Wife Sick Of Husband Sidestepping Around The House Kicks Him Out To Go Play For The Kiwis

shaun johnson sidestepping in hallway with wife in foreground

JUST GET OUT!

Kayla Johnson, a former Silver Fern based in Auckland, has taken the drastic step of kicking her husband out of the house, due to his disruptive behaviour in the lounge and hallway.

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