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Wellingtonian Doesn’t Notice How Shit Summer’s Been Because For Him It Always Is

man drinking coffee in front of rainy beehive

EVERYDAY’S A PUFFER JACKET DAY.

For most Kiwis, the summer of 2025 has been a washout.

Reports of torrential rain, howling winds, and barely a sliver of sunshine have dominated national headlines in New Zealand, with Cantabrians especially vocal about their disappointment.

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