ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture
FINISHING STRONG
Sophie Anderson, 28, of Auckland, has officially declared that tonight’s New Year’s Eve will be her final indulgence in “bad decisions and excessive drinking” before embarking on a serious, no-excuses, life-changing detox in 2025.
“I’m serious this time,” Sophie said looking at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, as she prepared for what was sure to be another late-night mission to the Viaduct. “No more binge-drinking in 2025. This is the last time.”
Her friends, however, aren’t buying it.
“I’ve heard this speech every year,” said Alice Thompson, Sophie’s best friend, as they navigated the crowded Auckland streets. “She’ll wake up on January 1st, post ‘New Year, New Me’ on Instagram, and then, four days later, she’ll find some ridiculous excuse to drink again. It’s like clockwork.”
Talking to our reporters, Sophie remained resolute on her claims.
“I’m not going to let myself go this year,” she continued, as her friends prepared to head into the Viaduct, the ultimate destination for a “last hurrah” in Auckland’s party scene.
“2025 is going to be all about self-care, kale smoothies, and yoga. No more shots after 2 a.m. I’m done with that.”
More to come.
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