ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Politics
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has decided to make the best of an awkward situation by offering the incoming Crown Observer a deal on a reliable, pre-loved Honda Civic.
Local Government Minister Simeon Brown today announced his decision to appoint a Crown Observer to oversee Wellington City Council’s handling of the long-term plan. This follows concerns about the financial mismanagement and infrastructure woes that have plagued the capital for the last 20 years.
At a hastily arranged press conference outside Turners Car branch, Whanau stood in front of a well used Honda Civic, proudly holding up a sign that read “Civic for a Civil Solution: $2K Off for Crown Observers.”
Whanau, who previously admitted to selling her own car to make ends meet, leaned into the moment.
“Look, the city’s finances are complicated, and the government wants answers. But I’m hoping to smooth things over by giving the incoming Crown Observer a good deal on this Honda,” said Whanau, who is climbing the ranks as one of Turner’s top salespeople.
“I figure, if I’m going to be under their watchful eye, we might as well get off to a good start. And nothing says goodwill like a 2013 Honda Civic at a great price.”
More to come.
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