Warriors Fan Will Likely Process First Game Result As Either “Our Year” Or “Early Days”

warriors fan looking at laptop

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Sport

EARLY ANALYSIS

A Hamilton man has confirmed he will interpret the first game of the season as definitive proof that it is either “our year” or simply “early days.”

Lifelong Warriors supporter Mike Patterson said the emotional range is well rehearsed. “If we win against the Roosters in two weeks time  in round one, that’s it. Our year,” Patterson explained. “You can just feel it.”

However he confirmed a loss would not be at all concerning. “First round means nothing. Early days. Building combinations.”

Patterson said the framework has served him well in the past. “Look you can’t afford to panic, you just have to assess the situation objectively. Then you commit fully to optimism.”

Partner Sarah Bennett said she has observed the cycle annually.

“He’s either booking finals tickets or explaining long term strategy by 9.30pm,” Bennett said.

Patterson insists this season feels different, saying things like “the boys look sharp” and “the new signings are solid.”

Asked what would happen after a heavy defeat, Patterson remained calm.

“Still early. Always early.”

More to come. 

This yarn was brought to you by Night ‘n Day. With over 50 stores nationwide, they’ve got it when you want it!”