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Day: 5 December 2021

Cross-fit Gym Cancels Bloke’s Membership After His Repeated Failure To Post Workout Pics On Instagram

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Editor Whakataki fitness enthusiast Jayden Connolly, 29, has been unceremoniously dumped by his crossfit gym, Fit Freak Elite, for essentially not fitting the profile of the average crossfitter.  According to an email from Fit Freak Elite, Connolly had failed to meet the expectation that he give the gym free social media exposure […]

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