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Day: 30 January 2022

MIQ Spot Guaranteed For Charlotte Bellis After Promo Company Books Her For Drum And Bass Tour

Charlotte Bellis DJing

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | National GOOD SAMARITANS. Wellington-based music events promoters, Bangin’ Beats have booked stranded, pregnant kiwi Charlotte Bellis for a ten date drum and bass tour of New Zealand. The good samaritans made the booking because it is common knowledge that the best way to skip the MIQ queue is to be a DJ.  […]

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