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Day: 8 July 2022

“PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS”: Local Farmer Disappointed That The Headline He Read Was Just Talking About Boris

Farmer looking at phone and thinking about Ardern and Boris Johnson

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics SURELY NOT MUCH LONGER NOW Whakataki dairy farmer Daryl McMaster got his hopes up momentarily this morning, when he misinterpreted a headline coming from the UK about the resignation of PM Boris Johnson. “My heart just about bloody leapt out of my chest when I looked at the news on my […]

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