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Day: 29 July 2022

Michael Baker Blissfully Unaware That Nobody’s Wearing Masks In Bars, Mainly Because He’s Never Been To One

Michael Baker enjoying a cup of tea while pub-goers happily party without masks.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | National ANOTHER QUIET NIGHT IN Wellington-based lockdown enthusiast Dr Michael Baker is enjoying another quiet night in, safe in the knowledge that he’s done everything he can to spread the good word about mask use.  However it appears that he has not been informed that bars across the country are completely back […]

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