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Day: 26 September 2022

Local Bloke Just Getting His Food Truck Business Off The Ground Really Stoked About Another Public Holiday

man in front of argentinian food truck

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture “OH YEAH LOVE A LONG WEEKEND” Budding entrepreneur Michael Suarez is glad to have the Queen’s memorial day behind him. He has just spent the last week listening to every other customer coming up to his new Argentinian food truck, talking about how good it is to get another long weekend. […]

Dunedin Bloke With Part Time Newspaper Delivery Job A Bit Reluctant To Wear The New Jumper Nana Knitted Him

man reluctant about wearing david bain jersey

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  “AH, THANKS NANA” Scott Tindell is in a bit of a dilemma. It’s not that he’s struggling to deliver all the newspapers for his regular paper run, it’s just that his nana has knitted him a very distinctive jersey with red and yellow geometric shapes, nearly identical to the one this […]

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