Labour Turns Down Fog Cannon Requests And Offers Their Own Brain Fog Instead

Jacinda Ardern, Grant Robertson and Chris Hipkins with headgear extracting brain fog from their minds.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics “GLOBAL SHORTAGE” The Government is set to announce an innovative new plan to keep our shops safe from violent criminals once and for all. Because of the “global shortage” of fog cannons, which were meant to be rolled out to shop owners that needed them to protect their shops from armed […]