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Day: 4 December 2022

Man Suddenly Remembers Beer Bottle He Put In The Freezer After Hearing Loud Bang From The Kitchen

Man realising he'd left corona in the freezer and it had exploded.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture SAID HE WOULDN’T FORGET Saturday night beer drinker Mark Hammersmith decided he’d roll the dice last night, opting to rapidly cool the temperature of two of his beer bottles by putting them in the freezer.  Hammersmith was of course gambling on his own ability to remember that he had deposited the […]

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