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Day: 13 December 2022

Ardern Relieved Microphone Didn’t Pick Her Up Calling Luxon A “Bald-Headed Dickhead”

Christopher Luxon with Jacinda Ardern in debating chamber behind him.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics COULDA BEEN WORSE Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern breathed a sigh of relief today, as the worst of her side comments to Grant Robertson were not actually picked up by Parliament TV’s microphones.  In the house this afternoon she was heard saying that Act leader David Seymour was “such an arrogant prick”, […]

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