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Day: 30 April 2023

One Headache Clearly Not Enough As Bloke Attempts Weekly Grocery Shop While Very Hungover

man holding head in supermarket, while thinking of beers.

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  MATCH MADE IN HELL  Duncan Rodden woke up with a bone cracking hangover this Sunday morning, which came on after consuming approximately one dozen beers and a handful of pints in town. Stumbling towards the kitchen after waking up past midday, the Christchurch native soon realised his pantry and fridge were […]

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