Local Bloke Spends Entire Party Figuring Out How To Exit Conversations Gracefully
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture EXIT STRATEGY Kyle Gray was not expecting to feel awkward at a friend’s place he’d been to many times before. But given it was his best mate’s girlfriend’s 30th birthday party, it was always going to mean there would be people attending who he hadn’t met before. Entering a crowded lounge, […]
Normally Kind Old Lady Gets Behind The Wheel And Unleashes Torrent Of Expletives At Multiple Drivers
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local “FARRKIN INDICATE C***!” 80 year old Mavis Anderson underwent a total personality transformation this morning, when she hopped in the driver’s seat of her Mazda 2. While normally cheerful and happy to see you, Mavis apparently becomes a red hot ball of rage whenever she’s behind the wheel. Grandson Jackson was […]
