REVEALED: Pitch Invader Kicked By Sam Cane Due To Not Being Nude

sam cane giving thumbs up in all blacks jersey

An All Blacks insider has revealed new detail about what inspired captain Sam Cane to put the boot into a hapless pitch invader over the weekend.

Cane was allegedly unfazed by the fact that the game was being delayed, and was instead just annoyed that the intruder didn’t even have the courage to get nude first.

“I think a lot of the boys just miss the old days when pitch invasions were funny, for obvious reasons,” said the anonymous source.