Smug Millennial Reaches New Level Of Personal Satisfaction By Pointing Out Age, Ethnicity And Sex Of Elected Prime Minister

pink haired woman standing in front of nz prime minister with beehive in background

MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY. 

Ruby Galbraith, a 29-year-old self-proclaimed social justice warrior achieved a new zenith of personal satisfaction today. 

“Another white, pale, stale male in power. Do better NZ.” Ruby Tweeted to her echo-chamber of followers as she sipped her ethically sourced soy latte at a cafe on Wellington’s Cuba Street.

 “I mean, come on, New Zealand, you could’ve at least tried something new, like a genderqueer, non-binary, intersectional vegan as Prime Minister!”