Man In Rush To Do Christmas Shopping Sidesteps Through Footpath Congestion Like A 1996 Cullen

man stepping people on lambton quay, with a 1996 christian cullen in foreground

THE PAEKAKARIKI EXPRESS.

Dave Lonergan, a 34 year old builder from the Kapiti Coast, has once again left his Christmas shopping to the second to last week, and has thus had to navigate a torturous Lambton Quay in Wellington. 

Lonergan rarely ventures into the big smoke, with no real passion for consumerism, and had to use all the tricks in his locker just to get around town. 

“Couldn’t believe how many people were out on the street, swanning into shops, all walking slowly. I just wanted to get in there and get out as fast as possible.”