Man Follows Up Christmas Lunch With Shame-Induced Boxing Day Run

man running near lake Taupo thinking about all the food he ate at christmas

MAKING UP FOR IT.

Taupo based Christmas overeater Matt Murchison is trying to make amends today. 

True to form, the 31 year old absolutely gorged himself on rich foods and desserts yesterday, so much so that he woke up this morning with what he described as a “food hangover”, which he layered over top of his regular hangover. 

“God I felt average this morning. Like two hangovers at the same time. Something had to be done,” he said, clearly feeling the shame of it all.