FRONTING THE MEDIA: Golriz Frantically Puts Together Outfit That Wasn’t Totally Stolen

Golriz Ghahraman in messy bedroom in Auckland

NOTHING TO WEAR.

Accused shoplifter Golriz Ghahraman, a 42 year old NZ Greens MP of some note, is back in the country and just about ready to front the media.

However a spanner seems to have been thrown in the works, as she is now realising that 90% of the clothes in her wardrobe are actually stolen goods.

Not wanting to cause more trouble for herself, the dogmatic social justice lover is now trying to find something to wear for her media appearance that wasn’t looted from a high end shop in Ponsonby.