Older Gentleman Decides To Enjoy Black Clash Cricket Match Despite “Those Clowns In The Commentary”

elderly man holding head thinking about the ACC at the black clash cricket match

JUST CALL THE MATCH.

North Shore retiree Ian Walgrave, 72, has given up on the possibility of watching the T20 Black Clash match with some normal, informed commentary. 

The former arborist has watched the yearly match for the last five years and has consistently been annoyed by the commentary of the Alternative Commentary Collective, also known as the ACC. 

“They’re just idiots. They don’t know what they’re talking about. How about some real cricket stats that haven’t been plucked from someone’s backside?