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Day: 26 February 2024

Local Weetbix Fiend Still Hopeful For All Blacks Call Up

man standing in front of rugby field and weetbix box

DARE TO DREAM. 

Daniel Sharpe, 29, is a 5-foot little bloke with a wiry frame and grand aspirations, who is still awaiting the coveted All Blacks call-up, fuelled by his daily ritual of consuming Weetbix.

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