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Day: 21 April 2024

CRUSADERS CRISIS: One Eyed Cantab Believes It’s 2004 And He’s Being Punk’d By Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher laughing at one eyed cantab and losing Crusaders

ONLY EXPLANATION.

A disbelieving Craig Chamberlain is testing a new theory about why the Crusaders appear to be last on the Super Rugby table.

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