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Day: 7 June 2024

Tomorrow’s Third Division Rugby Game Last Thing On Player’s Mind Tonight

man having beer thinking about tomorrow's rugby game

WILL SWEAT IT OUT TOMORROW.

Mike Jenkins, a 28 year-old third division rugby player from Christchurch, had no qualms knocking back his third beer of the afternoon.

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