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Day: 15 June 2024

Delusional One Eyed Cantab Claims To Have Tickets To “Tonight’s Crusaders Semifinal”

One eyed cantabrian with yellow homemade ticket

SEE YOU THERE!

With the Super Rugby Pacific semifinals underway this weekend, one thing is for certain, the Crusaders are in no way involved.

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