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Day: 2 February 2025

“Just Look At That Would Ya” Says Man For The Tenth Time While Admiring Own Lawn

man looking at lawn

EYE CANDY.

Dave Nixon, 38, from Christchurch, has spent the better part of his Saturday afternoon pacing back and forth in his front yard.

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