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Day: 10 March 2025

Luxon Eases Pain Of Poor Poll Result By Binging On Chip And Marmite Sandwiches

Luxon eating chippy sandwich

CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS.

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon was spotted sitting alone outside of Parliament’s BeehiveĀ  today.

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